The world seems to be in chaos.  None of the old rules apply and no one seems to know what the new rules are.  This blog is about the confusion of one little old lady from Texas and her effort to make sense of it all.

Buyer Beware

In this day of unstable economics, most people are looking for ways to increase their income.  This makes for fertile ground for various 'make money from home' schemes.  Most of us know that there
really is no magic way to make money but in desperate times, we often lower our defenses and are easy prey to charming, fast-talking telemarkers.  Each day I receive dozens of messages promising wonderful things with little effort on my part...just enter our contests...stuff envelopes...subscribe to our psychic readings...and soon wonderful riches will come your way.  And, of course, that charming, fast=talking, young person would NEVER lie to you.
 
Well, folks, they certainly will!!  Some of these sites will tell  you actual lies and others will just talk around an issue until you believe you heard something that they didn't actually say.  Either way, it is you  holding the bag and its usually an empty bag.  I suppose there are sites out there where you can work hard and make money.   The problem is that their target audience is often senior citizens,  who can be convinced that they can send a grandchild to college if they will only commit a few thousand dollars to his comany, or that you can buy that new car, or the house you want.  Always some large and wonderous dream.
 
I have yet to find anyone who can tell me how to earn an extra hundred a week to help with the grocery bill or pay for a doctor's visit.  You are too smart to invest a couple thousand dollars for such a small return.  So the big promises.  I mean, someone is making money.  Surely I can too.
 
Take it from one who got caught up with this type of scheme.  Righ now I'm into it for about $8,000.  In the past 6 months, I have realized $40 for my efforts.
 
So please do be careful.  If you need extra money, this is probably not the way to get it.


In God We Trust


There is a group of people who want "In God we Trust" taken out of every government building, public school, and off our money.  Their rational is that they don't believe in God and are offended by the constant reference. Another group wants to do away with the greeting of "Merry Christmas  because it is a religious holiday and does not fit into their belief system. They don't want to listen to a greeting that refers to Christmas or anything  Christian.  On the other hand, some Christian groups complain that Halloween is just an excuse to worship Satan.  Of course, all these protesters could just ignore the greeting, change the channel on their TV, or keep their kids at home..  But that's not enough. They want it GONE!!.


I'm NOT a Mother

Since that is the case, then I want to abolish Mother's Day.  It depresses me because I am not a mother, have never been a mother and at my age, will probably never be a mother. At church today, they said a special prayer for all the mother's in the congregation.  They didn't pray for me!  At lunch, the restaurant handed out lovely roses to all the mothers.  How do you think I felt when I'm the only one at the table that didn't get one?  No one bought me a card, or
called, or took me to dinner.  Not even a passing hug.  It's obviously not fair to all of the un-mothers out there. Someone should do something about it.  Anyone want to join me?


LET'S PRETEND

Let's Pretend

Just for a minute, let's pretend you are an American and decide
you want to live somewhere else.  Maybe you'd like to go to China.
You don't have any money, and you don't have a passport but you
decide to go anyway.  Somehow you get to China...it wasn't easy, you
had to stow away in a smelling fishing boat and rough seas, but you
made it.  Once you got on dry land, you managed to make your way
into a busy city and escape authorities.  So now what??  Do you
expect to get a good job and a nice house?  You manage to get a job
but a pretty nasty one.  Doing something that most Chinese people
would rather not do.  But that's ok...you don't have to pay taxes and
the Chinese government has a neat program where you can get free
food and housing and health care.  If the law enforcement agencies
question you because you "look different" than the other citizens,
you can go to the local news media and tell them  how you are being
harrassed and discriminated against.  Some kind people will take up
your cause and chastize the police for "not being nice to you."

Time passes and you have a few kids.  Since they were born in China,
they are automatically citizens with all the benefits of other Chinese
citizens.  Plus you get more government sponsored benefits because,
of course, you can't support them.  Not a bad life.  Now, someone
has to pay for these programs that you are enjoying and after awhile,
they get tired of paying and protest.  No problem!!  Just get a bunch
of people just like you and you can march on the government
buildings demanding you are being mistreated and abused.  The
newspapers pick up the story and after several days of headlines,
the government feels guilty and decides to make you all citizens.
And everyone lives happily ever after.

Does this scenerio seem ridiculous to you?  Well, its happening
every day only not in China or any other country except ours..  What are we
thinking??


A Good golfer

A GOOD GOLFER

After all the recent publicity about sports figures behaving
badly, it is reassuring to find that it doesn't have to be that way.
Tiger Woods is probably the biggest disappointment, particularly to
all the little old ladies out there who looked on him like a son.  But
there was also Jessie James and several well known football players
who hardly lived up to their 'hero' status.

Enter Zach Johnson. Since there is no scandal to put him in the headlines,
a lot of people won't recognize the name. Zach Johnson has won many
 major tournaments and matches in  his career.  In 2007, he came
from near obscurity to win the Masters Open, beating even
 Tiger Woods. After that win on Easter Sunday he said "I can't help
but believe that my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was walking with me.
I owe this one to him."

It is quite refreshing to find that "Sports Hero" doesn't always
translate to "self-absorbed prima donna.". And even more surprising for a sports
figure to acknowledge his faith.  Thanks, Zach.